Most Zodiac sign divination methods… leave me cold. They look nothing like what a psychic or an expert in the Zodiac would do.

The Seventh Dwarf is my solution to this problem. Designed for close-up, conversational use, it aims to divine a zodiac sign as an astrology expert would—by apparently deducing it from the subject's personality traits.

This method is not for everyone, nor everywhere, but it does come with references to alternatives for that dreaded yet surprisingly common occasion when the hostess points at you as the in-house astrology expert that just need to do one of your lovely things for everyone.