687 One-Liner Jokes by Wolfgang Riebe (DL)

If it's laughter you want, then this is the book for you. It contains short, one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics, and is ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.

SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION 

40 is the new 30 Try telling that to a speed camera! 
Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille! 
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. 
I have a fear of German sausages! Yes, I fear the wurst! 
I invented a new word! Plagiarism! 
My recliner and I - we go way back! 
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of! 
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. 
You know what really floats my boat Buoyancy!